This one time, a special needs child ran away from school and I was chasing after him. I knew he was too far ahead for me to catch him so I screamed “Hey [redacted], I took my puppy to school and lost her! Can you help me find her?” across the field. I swear to god, he stopped dead in his tracks, ran up to me and took my hand and walked back to school with me. I know this is terrible, but I got the idea from all the presentations I had to sit through about pedophiles. Their tricks work, y’know?
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— My mom is an elementary school principal and has some really cool ideas about education.  (via hoodratbusiness)

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